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Monday, January 31
Dream Sequence
Hee hee. This seems to be turning into a dream journal! But that's okay for now! Anyways, there's three dreams that I had, but I can only remember one part in each of them, so I shall relay them. The first was a dexter like one, me being dexter, and I'm following this one guy who I know is killing people. I get distracted by something for a day, but when I find him I see that he hasn't killed anyone, so I'm like phew! Then he comes at me with a knife, but there this really big guy walking near us and he yells and then charges the killer. Then he just powerhouses him over, sending the killer flying down the road for about ten feet and then skidding down even farther! It was really funny cuz one second the killer is running at me, then the next he is literally flying away from me! Anyways, the second dream I just remember the first part. This guy is looking at his computer when he notices that everything he sees in the screen matches the real world. As in, he can see all the doors and walls and chairs and stuff through his screen, but everything is a little bit distorted. And through his screen he notices this kangaroo. The kangaroo then comes in and does this weird sucking thing, and sucks the guy's watch right off! Then the watch starts moving on it's own and it magically pulls every other thing on the guy (except his clothes) and then starts to disassemble them! So he's struggling with the watch and trying to keep everything together and in his pockets, but he just doesn't have enough hands! So he struggles and struggles, until all of a sudden, he loses and everything is set neatly on the table, in a million little pieces. He stares for a few seconds and then goes, "YOU STUPID WATCH!!!" Which for some reason I find completely hilarious, and laugh like crazy for a bit. The last dream I start on a set which is a house with no lights. The director calls action and I start walking through it, not quite sure what I'm doing, just knowing that I'm investigating something. I hear a noise upstairs so I creep upstairs to find Luke and Kurtis packing deadly looking lime green and sky blue silenced pistols as well as some grenades. So they toss the grenades at me, and I immediately race back downstairs. They give chase, and the whole time they're chattering on about whatever weapon they are currently using against me. They chase me for a bit until we get into the basement and I almost slam the door on Luke, but he manages to get through and tackle me to the ground. He points his gun at me and says, "any last words?" I nod upwards and say, "I noticed that there's a hidden dart hole at each of the doorways. Wonder what they do!" And then I thump my elbow against the floor and a dart shoots out of the hole and hits Luke. That's all I can remember, but I'm pretty sure I enjoyed the rest of that one!
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