Monday, January 31

Dream Sequence

Hee hee. This seems to be turning into a dream journal! But that's okay for now! Anyways, there's three dreams that I had, but I can only remember one part in each of them, so I shall relay them. The first was a dexter like one, me being dexter, and I'm following this one guy who I know is killing people. I get distracted by something for a day, but when I find him I see that he hasn't killed anyone, so I'm like phew! Then he comes at me with a knife, but there this really big guy walking near us and he yells and then charges the killer. Then he just powerhouses him over, sending the killer flying down the road for about ten feet and then skidding down even farther! It was really funny cuz one second the killer is running at me, then the next he is literally flying away from me! Anyways, the second dream I just remember the first part. This guy is looking at his computer when he notices that everything he sees in the screen matches the real world. As in, he can see all the doors and walls and chairs and stuff through his screen, but everything is a little bit distorted. And through his screen he notices this kangaroo. The kangaroo then comes in and does this weird sucking thing, and sucks the guy's watch right off! Then the watch starts moving on it's own and it magically pulls every other thing on the guy (except his clothes) and then starts to disassemble them! So he's struggling with the watch and trying to keep everything together and in his pockets, but he just doesn't have enough hands! So he struggles and struggles, until all of a sudden, he loses and everything is set neatly on the table, in a million little pieces. He stares for a few seconds and then goes, "YOU STUPID WATCH!!!" Which for some reason I find completely hilarious, and laugh like crazy for a bit. The last dream I start on a set which is a house with no lights. The director calls action and I start walking through it, not quite sure what I'm doing, just knowing that I'm investigating something. I hear a noise upstairs so I creep upstairs to find Luke and Kurtis packing deadly looking lime green and sky blue silenced pistols as well as some grenades. So they toss the grenades at me, and I immediately race back downstairs. They give chase, and the whole time they're chattering on about whatever weapon they are currently using against me. They chase me for a bit until we get into the basement and I almost slam the door on Luke, but he manages to get through and tackle me to the ground. He points his gun at me and says, "any last words?" I nod upwards and say, "I noticed that there's a hidden dart hole at each of the doorways. Wonder what they do!" And then I thump my elbow against the floor and a dart shoots out of the hole and hits Luke. That's all I can remember, but I'm pretty sure I enjoyed the rest of that one!

Sunday, January 30

Quote of the day

My hips are on drugs. Can't you tell? *hip swirl*

Friday, January 28

a test and a tribute

This is simply a test that I wish to preform by posting this using my new and fantastic phone. I must say that while it is awesome, I think that a lot of it's awesomeness is simply lost on me. I mean, I wwent from a fifty dollar pay and talk to nothing, and now all of a sudden I have the most high tech phone on the market! Wacky and yet still awesome. Well, that's all for now!
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Thursday, January 27

Dream Sequence

I hate that it takes so long to get here cuz I keep forgetting most of the dream! But here we go.
I'm at camp with Megan, Ashley, Aaron, and Lizzy. We're all in this big carpeted room thingy with bunks and bookcases on the far wall. I remember looking at all the books that were there and there being two batman ones, and also this 4 by 2 foot, 8 inch thick one called Planet Defenders. I opened it, and the whole thing was written in wool crochet. I remember the first page of the book having a test area, but I didn't really know what that meant.Ashley was trying to figure out what she wanted to do with her life, and I can't remember what the first thing was (adopting a kid or something), but the second thing was singing, so she sang this song and the last part of the chorus went a-Bout it! a-Bout it! Then Dave and Cindy were there and Dave said that she had some potential, but that she needed to round out the last part and make it aaa-bout it. It was at this point that I realized that almost the entire room had been cleared, so there was a huge open area. Megan and I started to get really giddy, so she started running around in circles and dancing, while I tore around the room in a big circle. Then all of a sudden I thought that it would be super fun to slide across the floor, so I dropped to my stomach and slid. I slid way better than I anticipated, so I managed to steer myself all the way around the entire room, which I then told that I did to some random kid that came in the doors. The next thing I knew, I had decided to have a shower to get ready for something. I have no idea what. But anyways, I went up this hill to what was "Luke's shower" I guess it was the downstairs one from real life in my mind. But anyways, it was just this room with a shower curtain around it dug out from the hill. And you walked into this box, and then the shower, which was actually just a tub, was in front of me with walls about waist high. And it was really odd cuz the floor was literally covered in towels, and there were even two that were inside the tub. Nonetheless I turned on the water (I don't remember actually doing anything to turn it on, I just knew it was turned on) and got undressed. Then I noticed that the tub was starting to fill up (which now that I think about it really isn't that odd, but in the dream I was really confused) and it was filling up in waves. One wave and it was a quarter of the wall height, two waves and it was halfway, and three and it was just licking at the top of the wall.(oh, and the two towels that were in the tub had disappeared in the gross water) I got freaked out and shut off the water, again I don't remember actually doing anything, and wondering what the heck was going on. It was at this point that the entire shower curtain wall went flying up and almost ripped of the bar it was on. I struggled to get it back around, but the wind was just too powerful. After struggling for a bit Brianna walks up and tells me that the kids probably can't come with this wind. I then simultaneously ask her if she could help me with this project I've been working on, and realize I'm naked. She doesn't seem to care though, so she says she'll meet me somewhere and walks off. And that is all I can remember! Cool huh?

Tuesday, January 25

Dream Sequence

All right, a little backstory for everyone. Firstly, I work at Boston Pizza. Secondly, I have been watching this show called dexter. Thirdly, I got the flu yesterday. Now these three things have combined into a very interesting and kind of terrible dream. Yesterday I got off work early and then had a five hour nap. Thankfully without interruptions, but then I had to go back to sleep for that night, and that didn't go over so well. I ended up staring at the insides of my eyelids till about two, before finally falling into a quasi-sleep until about four thirtyish. During that time I had one of the oddest, not exactly a dream, because I was conscious for it, but I guess hallucinations or something. Anyways, what happened was that I would lie on my bed and then there would be this sort of grid on my bed and I would put things into the different spots and try to make everything work. So in one spot I would put Rita (Dexter's girlfriend), in another I'd put a troublesome cop, in another I'd put one of my tables, and then other random stuff, mostly from Dexter and work, would get shoved into the other spots. Although it was kind of cool that whenever I ran out of spaces I could just think really hard and another couple spots would pop out of nowhere. I remember a few times just being so tired and sick of all these things that I had to deal with, so I would just grab everything and throw them off my bed and then say "God, just help me get to sleep!", then after a bit, everything would start popping back up again. Another thing I remember is a few times I just got table after table, and I kept asking Laurie to take them, but she kept on saying she was too busy, and then I kept on remembering that I wasn't even working today, or that it was three in the morning, so BPs was closed, but she never helped me out... Which sucked. And basically then end of the dream is that I finally got to actually sleep at about four thirty. So ya. Odd dream/hallucination. Good times.

Saturday, January 8

Quote of the day

"Hey look! It's so stormy outside it could literally drop an elephant! Let's all go out to eat!"

Friday, January 7

Quote of the day

When work is overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.