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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, uncles and aunts, grandmas and grandpas, hearts and kidneys, apples and oranges, tuna fish and sandwiches, tomatoes and sauerkraut, peanut butter and jelly, klenex and snot, guitars and drums, lamps and lampshades, windows and blinds, digital and analog, cars and trucks, jeeps and figments of your imaginations, midnights and noons, arrows and circles, insults and apologies, love and hate, war and pestilence, pictures and cameras, televisions and movies, boats and rudders, microphones and amplifiers, numbers and letters, cloaks and capes, socks and shoes, ankles and knees, t-shirts and sweaters, karate and tai quon do, paints and paintbrushes, ducks and geese, toads and frogs, armadillos and antelopes, crocodiles and the one and only dundy, snips and snaps, sugar and spice, sunglasses and eyeglasses, pirates and ninjas, spartans and persians, I would like to thank you all for coming.