The continuation of the morning show even though it isn't really early in the morning

So all the grass was still a lightish browny color and the antilopes were begining to complain of slight indigestion because of it. The plug pondered this problem and asked the councilers what he could possibly do to help. "I dunno," replied the councilers very sincerely. "All righty then!" said the poor plug, "I'll find it myself." He went down to the palace library and searched for the answer. He searched in 'Grass and what to do with it', 'The many colors of of the ground growth', 'How to make blue into purple', and even in the book 'The adventures of grass treatment: A complete guide for all your grass treatment needs'. But he simply couldn't find any help, although he did find some very interesting gravy recipies. He was about to give up when a dusty old book cought his eye. He pulled it down, blew the dust off the cover and opened the first page. 'What to do when all the grass in a kingdom turns a lightish browny color' it read. The plug pored over the book and found that there was a wise west-warbuller in the western peaks of the Goofdomdom mountains. He immediately set out on his quest to return the grass to it's original color. He had many great adventures on his way to the Goofdomdom mountains, but they are quite unimportant and don't move the plot onwards at all so I shall tell of them another time. But I will say that the most exciting one involved a jar of icecream, a stick of dinamite, and a compass that pointed only north northwest. But anyways he finally reached the base of the monsterous Goofdomdom mountains. The wind howled and shreiked as he started the long assent. Presently he came across a slight crack in the precipise so he stopped to rest for a bit. He was surprised when a chipmunk jumped up from behind a rock and leaped onto the plug's back. "Hokey dina it's cold out there!" the chipmunk exclaimed with a twitter. Abruptly a fine mesh cage crashed on top of them, trapping them inside. "Dagnabbit! I knew this'd happen" pouted the chipmunk. "Well I sure didn't! What's going on?" cried the poor plug. The chipmunk quickly explained that he had accidently borrowed a few acorns from the north troll without asking. And of course, trolls love their acorns so he wanted them back.

The morning show

Ah the joys of bing up at two in the morning. The scents that fill the air, the amazingly large amount of noise, the darkness peirced by the light of the computer screen... It's epic! So what to write about... Hmmm... In my taskbar there is a plug. It seems to be like any other plug on any other screen on any other computer in any other home. But it isn't! This little plug was once the proud ruler of the kingdom of Valencia! A mystical kingdom where antilopes bounded amongst the trees and the willows swayed in the light breeze. This plug held his land in the highest regard. Only the finest of food and grass was given unto his subjects. And all he asked in return is that they would not abandon him in his hour of need. Of course this seemed like a very good deal to his subjects so they agreed. But then one day there was a rift in the space time continuum! It sucked up all of the trees of the kingdom and turned the grass a lightish browny color. The noble plug, fearing the worst, called for a council meeting and they all had a light lunch. "Whatevers shall I do? Wherever shall I go?" cried the plug in his distress. "I dunno" replied the councilers very sinscerely. "All righty then!" said the poor plug, "I'll find it myself." So he quickly created a time machine and opened a small portal into the year eighteen oh two. He then jumped through and promptly started looking for the trees. He searched far and wide for those trees but he just couldn't find them. There were lots of trees that looked almost the same, but they just weren't perfect like the trees of Valencia. Luckily a passing traveler happened to know of a place where you could find the most fantastic tree seeds ever! The plug promptly headed off to the troubled land of Huhubonkananapoh. A foul place this was. There was hardly a health looking tree in sight. Just miles of sludge and strange viney type things. So the plug said unto himself "Odd..." for he thought it rather odd that there were no trees in such a wonderful tree seed good findingability type place. (For those of you who do not understand morning gyberish, there will be lessons on that next Tuesday at exactly sometime. In the meantime the translation is 'for he thought it rather odd that there were no trees in a place where there are supposedly wonderful tree seeds') Anyways he started his maticulous search of this strange land called Huhubonkananapoh and promply noticed an eerie swallowing noise coming from a place with excessive amounts of sludge and strange viney type things. He slowly made his way towards it and there he discovered a large water bottle filled with As and Ms. He looked at the water bottle for a bit and then decided that that was quite boring and continued to look for a little while longer. Finally the water bottle cried "Why are you staring at me you strange little plug?". "I'm terribly sorry. It's just that all those As and Ms are rather facinating." replied the plug. "Too true. Too true." sighed the water bottle. "AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA" muttered the As and Ms. The plug went on to explain his plight in great detail while the water bottle listened intently and the As and Ms muttered "AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA" to themselves. "I can give you some really nice tree seeds but first you must bring me............... Ps and more Ms!" Anounced the water bottle after the tale was finished. So the plug set out to find Ps and Ms. He went to the mountains but there weren't any there. He went to the prairie but there weren't any there. He went to the big cities but there weren't any there. He even went to his old aunts house who wasn't really crazy but just seemed like it so no one ever went out to see her, but there weren't any there either. As he trudged dejectedly back towards Huhubonkananapoh, he was stopped by a little child. "You're weird!" said the kid. "That's slightly rude but I don't really mind because I'm rather in need of some Ps and Ms." coughed the plug dejectedly. "I don't have any of those," giggled the child with a twincle in his eye, "but I do have some peas and some m&ms!" The child giggled and laughed and chortled and gaffawed and just had a merry old time and dropped the peas and m&ms on the plugs back. "Thanks a bunch!" called the plug as he set off in quite higher spirits. "You're weird!" yelled back the kid with a little wave. The plug concluded his journey to Huhubonkananapoh and showed the water bottle his findings. "Oh that'll do just wonderfully!" crowed the water bottle. "AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA" agreed the As and Ms. So the plug received two thousand nine hundred and eighty four seeds and a little card that read 'Thanks for shopping at Huhubonkananapoh! Hope you come back again!'. The plug returned to his small portal and went back to his own time. Luckily by this point all the seeds had grown into beautiful trees and so were distributed around the kingdom. Unfortunately the grass was still a lightish browny color! But I'm going to bed so I'll save that for later. Good night!

My back hurts

My back hurts so I'm going to write about it. It started hurting randomly on the way to Co-op this afternoon. I was like ok, whatever no big deal. It mostly left until we went to this 70s party this evening. We were going to have a dance competition and the grand prize was a printer. I really needed a printer at that point so I was like "Wow what an amazing stroke of luck". Cuz I can really get dancing if I feel like it and boy was I feeling it. So anyways the competition started and there was only about six of us that were actually going for the printer so I was like sweet! This'll be really easy. Although I was up against David so I knew that he would get points just for being David but I knew that I could win it if I really did my best. And then BAM. My back basicly exploded. It was so stupid cuz I didn't even do anything. I was just tapping my feet and then I started dying. And then it was my tun to go up so, like the idiot I am, I went up and did one of my favorite dance moves, the arm and leg switch. Not only could I not actually do it because my back was dying, I all of a sudden couldn't breath. That was when I found out that we actually weren't done. But by then I got the hint so I ended up just sitting out. So I've spent the rest of the evening dying and pretending I'm not because I don't really want anyone to worry. Basicly I'm an idiot. This is so stupid, I actually haven't been in this much pain since I broke my leg. I actually have to stop myself from screaming. Although I probably couldn't scream cuz I can't breath. I hate my life. And now I have to finish writing a script and stuff. Great.

The ultimatum in my music

I LOVE RELIENT K!!! It's kind of annoying cuz everyone always says that all their songs sound the same. I happen to disagree! I love the variety they have in each album! Sure the albums hold to their genres in each disk. Meaning that the songs only sound similar in that they're all in the same genre. And actually their genre has changed from album to album. I just love how they have a song for every feeling. If I'm feeling down I can listen to songs like 'For the moments I feel faint' or 'More than useless'. And then there's 'Must have done something right' or 'Up and up' for when I'm feeling good. There's upbeat songs, slow songs, sad songs, happy songs, and even a few silly songs! And there's actually a song for almost ever situation I've been in. There's love, redemption, joy, disappointment, tiredness, and general silliness. And I love the lyrics! They were actually my inspiration for writing songs in the first place. I love all little clever ditties and deeper meaning in some of them. And that's all I have to say for now. Except that RELIENT K IS AWESOME!!!

The intricacies of headaches.

I have a headache. It's one of those really annoying ones that doesn't hurt too much but is just sooooooo annoying. It's like someone is slowly squeezing the sides of my head but I can't feel anything past about an inch down. But it's not nearly as bad as a a migraine or one of those headaches where there's a balloon slowly expanding and crushing your brain and skull. I actually had one of those just last Sunday. Rather unfortunate that. Let's see what other kinds of headaches are there? The eyeball pusher, the screeching headache, the vice grip headache, and of course there's the just-annoying-enough-that-you-can't-think headache. That's all for now. This giving me a headache...

The very first thing that popped into my head when I started my blog

Hmmmm... Long title. So, I now have a little piece of the net to call my own and write/type whatever I happen to feel like. I actually got the idea from my friend Sgt. Smith from camp. He had this character called the drunken prophet and he always spouted off nonsense about armageddon and peaches. I thought that that was a cool idea and so I finally started a blog. I'm not sure if this will actually turn out to be anything cool or even interesting for that matter, but I'll give it a try and see what happens. That's all for now!